joanashino:

No. I don’t need your “”compliments”” and opinions on my look.

No. Stop. Don’t.

happiest:

have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love

jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

arctichunkies:

curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going

graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

billyzeroisnotjustaboy:

texture-wise this is my favorite shirt
just realized i don’t have my septum in

billyzeroisnotjustaboy:

texture-wise this is my favorite shirt

just realized i don’t have my septum in